February 2009
86 posts
You Are What? →
my parents would soo do that to me.
i have a “no on prop 8” poster on my wall that i got from one of those protest marches. my mom saw it in my room and proceeded to exclaim,
“why do you put that up? don’t put that up, people will think you are a lesbian.”
oh, mom.
Virgin: the world's best passenger complaint... →
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES that letter is so good!
SF Police Foiled Again →
…..i live in san francisco :(
January 2009
30 posts
what do you believe? →
dear boyz II men,
how did you do it?
you sure it’s not boyz 4 evr?
pshh, white picket fence.
but today is a day for piggy back rides and popsicles.
delicious, yes!
fuck yeah, today was pretty damn sweet. lady luck was with me (won an elevator race with the ladies AND a fact check with the hotdog stand seller vs. ali golden — i shoulda bought a lotto ticket!) and the sun is back.
seriously, the sun is my savior. though some life portions apparently failed, i really don’t seem to care. eulogy prepared and administered, wonderful chai in hand, and...
chup mung nam moi! →
dear cnn,
can i just point out (a day late) that asians other than the chinese celebrate this holiday, and that to be PC, it’s “lunar new year” and not “chinese new year”?
this is one of the few times i’m not embarrassed, as an american child of the modern age, of asian culture and tradition. i’m proud of what my ancestors passed on, and i reminisce...
knock on wood
today was DELICIOUUSS!! and it’s only 4pm.
i’m dressed like a man (well, just not dressed like a lady…), laughing like a crazy woman, and working…well, worked, and i’m working on it now.
we’ll see what happens…
bloody monday, indeed. →
it’s only 26 days into 2009, and over 200,000 people have lost their jobs. gah, this stresses me out even more!
well hey, tomorrow is a new day! in the words of dr. suess,
“today was good. today was fun. tomorrow is another one.”
"go home and make babies!" →
thanks, boss!
“twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you...”
– mark twain
“anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one.”
– benjamin franklin
$$ = :)
in more ways than one.
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i am bullet resistant! →
jesus, it would be so cool if i actually got into this realm of fashion…
ch-ch-ch-chaiii
the same way i do with carne asada super burritos, i make an effort to try a chai at different locations. still, the only one i love is from starbucks. though it will vary with the day and barista, it’s usually the perfect amount of spiciness and flavor that i love! today’s chai was especially satiating.
is there a chai out there you think is better? local cafe that puts an amazing...
real love = craigslist
I saw you eating mini cabbage…. - m4w - 20 (sunset / parkside)
Date: 2009-01-20, 10:03PM PST We’ve eaten tuttimelon together several times, although you have never noticed me. You always get coconut and almonds. I see you often taking the N, i think you live close to the stop. Despite living in the sunset, you are THE asian in my life. I dream of days when we could travel the world...
“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.”
– Dorothy Parker (via simko)
i'm tired, now
& i’m pantsless, whhoooot!!
hello, is anyone out there?
it’s time to go fishing in the sea. mine’s pretty and would cook up great, but it’s cold and rotting.
i need nourishment :(
oh, craigslist!
i, along with other great friends, absolutely love exploring craigslist’s “missed connections” for all the hilarity it has in store. typically, i depend on the M4W section, mostly because men are less emotional about their posts (i found my assumption to be not true, bummer) and much more frank. however, after today, i will definitely be hitting up the W4M section more...
Project for Awesome →
What have you done today?
how do you tell the difference between really long, bad days, and premenstrual symptoms? also, i am VERY hungry! burrito time, hey!
ooh, notebooks.
my lap is so warm.
it feels soo good…
the sun is setting — i’m off for a run to the beach, BEEESH!(yes, i’m being racist; that was a reference to the hispanic pronunciation of “bitch.” my latin friend tony lopez started it, hey!)
lazy sunday, indeed.
i’ve kept to myself all weekend, enjoying all the sun, lounging in a men’s white tee, surfing the interwebz, laughing my heart out, and being absolutely unproductive.
i think people who can’t spend much time alone certaintly don’t know how to appreciate themselves properly. this weekend is amazing…