OMG! Adorbz of the Day: I wish I were half as amused by anything as this baby is amused by a common household tape measure.
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for renee!
December 5, 2009
10:29 pm
10:14 pm
December 4, 2009
secrets to happiness, ya’ll.
12:54 am
November 14, 2009
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Tee of the Day: “Dapper Man’s Guide to Beardcraft and Moustachery (AKA 141 Dudes)” by Jamie Reed (AKA Human Shaped Robot) for Chop Shop.
Guess the famous facial hair. (Give up? Here’s the key.)
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MUST HAVE!](http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt2sgk3bmz1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
Tee of the Day: “Dapper Man’s Guide to Beardcraft and Moustachery (AKA 141 Dudes)” by Jamie Reed (AKA Human Shaped Robot) for Chop Shop.
Guess the famous facial hair. (Give up? Here’s the key.)
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MUST HAVE!
1:10 pm
I don’t hate people, I just feel better when they aren’t around.
Charles Bukowski (via whetzell)
12:55 pm
November 13, 2009
epiphany
coworker:
do you have class later today too?
me:
yep.
coworker:
when is your day off?
me:
...i don't have a day off. :(
11:56 am
November 11, 2009
Hello cofounder. Apparently his arms were cold.
hahahahha i thought that was a bag of rice?! jeez, asian thinking. but seriously, best picture of rich evaaa.
11:41 pm
Seeing him was like being struck with a gentle hammer, or having a stone dropped straight through the pond surface of myself. He was golden and beaming, sweetness streaming out of his perfect face. Throughout my teenage years I’d pined for a teen novel construction of what my ideal mate would look like: taller than me but not by much, slim but strong, thick wavy hair, ready smile. Now here he was, but better, with an accent and olive skin and, remarkably, impossibly, his eyes mirrored my own delighted shock, each of us suddenly shot through with that rare immediate affinity, the effortless, unexpected connection that can sustain a person for days, months, years, with the simple hope of brushing it again.
Bookmark (via nightmarebrunette)
11:31 pm
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Michael Buble — Put Your Head On My Shoulder
when i was a little girl, i used to think that i was supposed to dream about my wedding day and know all the details. i read it somewhere, that that’s what all little girls did. but i didn’t know. how can you plan without a man and without some love, right?
i guess i knew my dress would be white…and i would have orchids? but that could all change for ivory and peonies, creme and calla lillies! i still don’t know. i like to tell people that i want my wedding to be in tents, but it’s really just to be punny (no one gets it….though a tent wedding would be beautiful!). and i once told my mom, when we witnessed a karaoke reception, that she wouldn’t have to worry about not having a band — michael buble would be my friend by then and be my wedding singer.
i forgot about that until i heard this song among the shuffled on my ipod. i really can’t stop listening to it. ladies and gents, this little girl will be swaying to these tunes for her first dance, definitely.
do all little girls in love have buble on repeat? :() [hehe, ducky.]
11:29 pm
November 10, 2009
this is for millie, who just lamented the snood — doesn’t it look like he tried to hang himself with a sheet and then decided last minute that he looked too damn good to die?
9:13 pm
